Honestly.
Anything that combines a trashy romance novel cover with my absolute favorite commercial of all time? I can’t speak I’m so moved. And to think one of my dearest friends thought to share this with me. I’m so blessed. And I will be reading more of this website on a daily basis.
Smart Bitches, Trashy Books | Caption That Cover: The Winner.
You have to know the Old Spice commercial first, naturally…
And now you’re ready for the winning caption. Of course I’ve got it right here for you, too…
“Hello, ladies, look at your man’s dick, now back to my dick, now back at your man’s dick, now back to my dick. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using leather belts and switched to rope belts, he could look like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on an island with the man that looks like he’s peeing in the ocean. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s a romance novel with a decent cover. Look again, the swirlies are arriving. Anything is possible when your man farts magical swirlies and not black miasma. I’m hung like a horse.”Morphidae
Does this entry count as worthy enough to be filed under the category “Writing”? It does. And also under “Other Writers”. It’s that good.